Teenager at 6:00 p.m.: "I'm so tired because I was up 'til 4:00 a.m. I just woke up from a 3-hour nap, and I'm still a little groggy."

Mom of small children who took a shower for the first time in days and woke up last night out of a dead sleep at 3:00 a.m. to nurse her baby again: "Oh, that must be so hard. Tell me more about how difficult your life is while I make this sandwich incorrectly for my 3-year-old."