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Letting Jarrad "Jelly hands" have first dig at Kylie knowing full well the tragic buffoon had some no chance to escape the Friendzone he calls home.
Letting Mike "Fuck her til she burst" Hurst have his go at drilling Kylie, whilst you take both sets of kids to Toys 'R' Us to try and buy some affection from any source going.
Letting Shelley "Sandy Sandhu" turn Kylie down by him prioritizing McDonald's and and good night's sleep.
Finally get with Kylie, making full use of your Gravel Hands, whilst alienating everyone around you.
