Poodles are a species of coral made from crystal tardigrades, and they're a burgundy-flavoured crystal, which means that cheese tardigrades are really androgenic tongue hair. Now, although Dr Byergen Frisbeey discovered androgenic tongue hair in 1897, it is only recently that we have been able to extract the yak-butter from tardigrades elbows,

leaving us with pure organohermitic moose feathers, which are a sin-wave of bean-sprout didgeridoo energies teleporting to earth on glandular carpets from the constellation Pistachio ('the small green nuts'). And thery're a male carpet, which is why cats antlers contain wheat kidneys.