SALLY’S SS BY STEVE SINK IN CALIBRI 8/13/16 SHE RODE IN ON A MUSTANG. SHE WAS HUNTING IMPALA’S WITH A SANTA FE SORT OF SWAGGER. IT HAD BEEN A LONG JOURNEY BUT SHE KNEW HER QUEST WOULD SOON AVENGER HER. YOU SEE ONE DOESN’T SIMPLY SET OUT ON AN EXPEDITION WITHOUT SOME KIND OF NAVIGATOR. BEING A GOOD SPORT I JOINED HER. I HAVE A LITTLE CHEROKEE IN MY BLOOD AND I NEEDED AN ESCAPE! SO OFF WE WENT! I SAW AN IMPALA HERE AND THERE BUT THEY DIDN’T SEE TO HAVE THE RIGHT AURA ABOUT THEM. IT WAS MY CIVIC DUTY TO ENVISION SOMETHING BETTER. FOR FUN I DECIDED TO SPARK UP A CONVERSATION AS WE TRAVERSE. IT SEEMED LIKE WE DROVE FOR A CENTURY OR LONGER. WE DROVE THROUGH BOTH TOWN AND COUNTRY. SURELY WE WILL FIND THE RIGHT CAR BUT WE NEED SOMETHING TO GIVE US AN EDGE! THERE IT WAS JUST ACROSS THE CANYON. ROUGH TERRAIN BUT WE CAN GET THERE! YUKON DO IT I SHOUTED WITH MY BEST TITAN ACCENT! WE MAY HAVE TO USE A COMPASS BUT WE CAN GET THERE. I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A PATHFINDER AND THIS FRONTIER WAS NOTHING NEW TO ME! WE FORMED OUR OWN LITTLE ARMADA AND GROOVED A GOOD VIBE. GLIMPES OF OUR PRIZE CAYMAN WENT. THE OUTLOOK WAS BRIGHT AND I WAS READY TO LASSO THAT SS SO I COULD GET BACK AND PLAY SOME GOLF. AND FINALLY AFTER TRAVELING HALF WAY AROUND THE EQUATOR I COULD TELL SHE WAS A MARINER WITH PLAN. SHE TOOK LIBERTY WITH THE RAM CARELESSLY LEFT UNATTENDED. IT HAPPENED TO HAVE A CONTINENTAL SIZED WATER TANK WITH A LONG HOSE AND A MILLENIA STYLE NOZZLE. THIS WILL BE A BREEZE! SHE WAS SO CRAFTY IN HER DUPLICITOUS APPROACH. THE SS WAS TRAPPED AS MUSTANG SALLY SPRAYED THE REAR WHEEL DRIVE BEAST. MUD FLUNG EVERYWHERE BUT IT’S HORSEPOWER WAS USELESS. SURE IT TRIED TO DODGE THE VIPER LIKE SPRAY BUT IT WAS NO GO HOMBRE. YOU’RE TRAPPED AMIGO! SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE LIFE OF A CAR GUY SUMMED UP IN HUMMER OF A TALE. I WAS IN MY ELEMENT. FIT TO BE TIED. JUST A PATRIOT TURNED WRANGLER FOR A DAY. IF YOU EVER SEE MUSTANG SALLY OUTBACK. TELL HER STEVE AT CARS TO GO HAS HER LEGACY MAPPED OUT LIKE A MATRIX. IT WAS SMARTFORTWO US TO GO THAT DAY!